Please Mrs Butler
This boy Derek Draper
Keeps being filthy, Miss
And he writes on electronic paper
The LabourList and Red Rag bloggers - Damian McBride, Paul Staines (aka Guido Fawkes) and Derek Draper
Do try and ignore his screen dear
Try to not smell the stink
Lose your disgust at the pub, my lamb
Do whatever you think
Please Mrs Butler
This boy Guido Fawkes
Does just the same as Derek, Miss
He writes and plays and stalks
Keep it out of your head, dear
Pray for another arrest
Swallow it, if you like, my love
Do whatever you think best
Please Mrs Butler
This boy Damien McBride
Keeps telling dirty tales, Miss
But he keep his friends onside
Put wax in your ears, dear
Choose not to see
Do whatever you can, my flower
But please don’t ask me!
(With apologies to Allan Ahlberg)
Suggestions for amendements and improvements welcome in the comments…
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Love it. Best thing I’ve read about the episode.
Pictures are spot on.